I'd also like to mention the camera angles that show more of the his body than the hers...
Let's hear your Porn rants / dislikes!
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Jane Burgess
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I pretty much hate all of this except the choking. Some women, me included like some choking.:goodpost:
...lots of good ones thus far (good rants!)
For me here are a few in no particular order:
Anal creampies, especially when they shit it out and eat it!
Ass to mouth
Girls that are obviously faking and need to shut up
Guys that have such limp dicks you can see it bend when in different positions
Cum guzzeling
The violent stuff (Pornstar punishment), however rough sex is dfferent than rape!
Fake tits
Deep throating/ throat fucking where there is drool sloping everywhere
licking cum off the floor
Gaping
That Spreading of the mouth thing
Milk squirting, especially when it is out of the ass, just nasty.
I should probably stop here, but lots of things other people have already stated too!
For me here are a few in no particular order:
Anal creampies, especially when they shit it out and eat it!
Ass to mouth
Girls that are obviously faking and need to shut up
Guys that have such limp dicks you can see it bend when in different positions
Cum guzzeling
The violent stuff (Pornstar punishment), however rough sex is dfferent than rape!
Fake tits
Deep throating/ throat fucking where there is drool sloping everywhere
licking cum off the floor
Gaping
That Spreading of the mouth thing
Milk squirting, especially when it is out of the ass, just nasty.
I should probably stop here, but lots of things other people have already stated too!
luvsemlarge
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I agree 100% with the cum flowing out of the ass, especially if it is sort of a brownish color.
And, swapping cum from one woman's mouth to the next is a real turn-off for me. As well as.....
Fake moaning
Fake HUGE tits
Licking the cum out of a woman's pussy/ass after someone else made the "deposit". GROSS! However, I like going down on a woman after I've cum inside of her. But NOT after someone else.
Pain/Torture does absolutely nothing for me. I hate seeing a woman being mistreated.
The list goes on......
And, swapping cum from one woman's mouth to the next is a real turn-off for me. As well as.....
Fake moaning
Fake HUGE tits
Licking the cum out of a woman's pussy/ass after someone else made the "deposit". GROSS! However, I like going down on a woman after I've cum inside of her. But NOT after someone else.
Pain/Torture does absolutely nothing for me. I hate seeing a woman being mistreated.
The list goes on......
luvsemlarge
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Yeah. If that makes me a "sick freak" so be it. :drool2:
i heard that a lot of guys want to try there cum when they are masturbating, but as soon as they cum, the hole thought of trying there cum has surpassed
The choking thing I can certainly see how some women would be into it, and that's cool, just not something I'd enjoy doing to a chick. But in porn, it's that every choking scene also has a bunch of other abusive stuff going on, slapping, punching and is well, just way too rough for my taste.
Gang Bangs and DP's. I have never understood that one. I know people have different tastes but for myself I can barely tolerate having to see one guys ass on screen.
chicks who are looking at the camera instead of sucking the guy dick.
Jane Burgess
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I agree. The rough stuff to me is a huge turn off. I also hate all the name calling. They say whore and bitch a zillion times.
You should do a ordinary joes thing where some douche come in to just cream her face....Or pretend to anyway like fuck a fan...Jesus I love to just cream some of there faces wouldn't take as long lmfao.
The guy talking to much
The chick talking to much, I always wonder if she is even feeling anything when she's saying shit like "keep fucking that tight pussy". If it really feels good shouldn't it be tough to formulate sentences or shout out commands?
Close ups of the guys ass and or cocknballs. I watch porn for the women not to see some guys hairy ass on camera for 90% of the scene.
slapping, spitting, uncomfortably long and nasty deep throating/throat fucking, the mouth thing that has been mentioned. Just abuse in general I guess. Although I am with some on this I don't mind a little choking if she is into that kind of thing.
ass to mouth
max hardcore
pissing/scat porn, it's just disgusting
bukkake (or how ever it's spelled)
group fucks when there are a bunch of guys standing around waiting to get into the game. MMF scenes are okay, not my favorite but I don't need to see the cameraman pan around the room to see 10 guys trying to hold their hard-on.
when the cameraman get's involved in the scene
gaping, there is no need to see into the small intestine.
Scenes where the sex takes place in a car or the back of a van. It's just creepy and it seems rather unprofessional, if you can come up with a budget for a real porn shoot maybe you should find another job.
I think I just eliminated 90% of the porn on the web, and I am sure there are more rants I just can't think of them off the top of my head.
The chick talking to much, I always wonder if she is even feeling anything when she's saying shit like "keep fucking that tight pussy". If it really feels good shouldn't it be tough to formulate sentences or shout out commands?
Close ups of the guys ass and or cocknballs. I watch porn for the women not to see some guys hairy ass on camera for 90% of the scene.
slapping, spitting, uncomfortably long and nasty deep throating/throat fucking, the mouth thing that has been mentioned. Just abuse in general I guess. Although I am with some on this I don't mind a little choking if she is into that kind of thing.
ass to mouth
max hardcore
pissing/scat porn, it's just disgusting
bukkake (or how ever it's spelled)
group fucks when there are a bunch of guys standing around waiting to get into the game. MMF scenes are okay, not my favorite but I don't need to see the cameraman pan around the room to see 10 guys trying to hold their hard-on.
when the cameraman get's involved in the scene
gaping, there is no need to see into the small intestine.
Scenes where the sex takes place in a car or the back of a van. It's just creepy and it seems rather unprofessional, if you can come up with a budget for a real porn shoot maybe you should find another job.
I think I just eliminated 90% of the porn on the web, and I am sure there are more rants I just can't think of them off the top of my head.
I don't like when there is a scene with 1 woman and multiple guys, she does anal but they don't DP her.
